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    Dinner is Coming

    Don’t miss this acclaimed stage version of Anthony Horowitz’s hilarious novel introducing the Diamond Brothers Detective Agency. Tim is the world’s worst private investigator, so can the help of his clever younger brother Nick be enough to crack their toughest case yet?

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    New Old Friends and James Seabright present:

     

    THE FALCON'S MALTESER

    by Anthony Horowitz

     

    Don’t miss this acclaimed stage version of Anthony Horowitz’s hilarious novel introducing the Diamond Brothers Detective Agency. Tim is the world’s worst private investigator, so can the help of his clever younger brother Nick be enough to crack their toughest case yet?

     

    A solitary box of Maltesers is delivered by a miniature Mexican, but what’s so special about these chocolates that half of London's criminal underworld are willing to kill for them? New Old Friends’ acclaimed adaptation features four actors playing dozens of characters, comedy songs, and a fully realised car chase on stage!

     

    CRITIC'S CHOICE - Best Family Shows - The Guardian

     

    "Exhilarating fun for old and young alike"

    ★★★★ Whatsonstage.com 

    “Delightful old-school romp of a detective story”

    ★★★★ Broadway Baby

    “Fantastic feel-good theatre”

    ★★★★ Fringe Review

    “Excellent show for both young and old”

    ★★★★ Primary Times

     

    Adapted by Feargus Woods Dunlop

    Directed by Lee Lyford with Heather Westwell

    Designed by Carl Davies

    Originally produced by New Old Friends in association with Theatre Royal Bath’s egg and Newbury Corn Exchange

    PERFORMANCES

    Previews: 17th- 19th July 2019

    Performances: 20th July - 25th August 2019

    Tuesday - Sunday

    Tue - Sat 7pm

    Wed, Sat & Sun 3pm

    Post Show Q&A on 20th July 3pm matinee

     

    TICKETS

    Previews

    Early Bird £15

    Gold £20

    Diamond £25

    Performance Run:

    Early Bird £25

    Gold £30

    Diamond £35

    All tickets include a Souvenir programme worth £5

     

    RUN TIME

    80 mins with no interval

    Latecomers shall not be admitted

     

    FURTHER INFORMATION

    Recommended for ages 8+

    For access tickets, please call 08448157141

    Entrance to THE FALCON'S MALTESER is via our Launcelot Street entrance

     

     

     
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